I used to
think that I was relatively open-minded and at ease-ish with my own body. But
that was before I moved to Germany, where some people have a whole different
approach regarding what can be seen and shown, and what should be saved for a more
restricted (and, of course, privileged) audience.
The first
blow came one summer afternoon when, like any good Berliner, I decided to beat
the heat by going swimming in a lake. A digression here: if you reached that stage it
means you're already well integrated within your host community; indeed most of
us expats in our right mind would first think about various objections. Namely,
how many bacterias are developing here while I'm swimming, I hate noisy children,
there is a lot of muck here and, last but not least – why would I go in there
it's bloody cold anyway and I don't like wearing a bikini. For the latest of
these protestations, German practical minds found an easy solution. No bikini,
no fashion faux-pas. Naturally I had heard about naked people here and there,
but unless you witnessed it you don't quite measure the impact it can have on
how you perceive the surrounding sceneries. Not that it was my first encounter with
naturists. I remember acutely well that dozen of swiss-german pensioners
sunbathing au naturel along the Rhine river on a narrow path that I, as a very
innocent teenager, had to cross as I was following a guide who was giving us an
"Art-in-Basel" tour. We all would have liked to have the possibility
to look away, only that path was really narrow. Anyway, we made sure not to
walk on anything of value. Back to my Berlin lake, I thought I had seen it all,
but no, here I was again. This time however, I could only marvel, not at what I was
seeing (bizarrely, it seems only elderly and out-of-shape people are stripping
it all), but at how organised it all was. A beach for the children, a beach for
party-goers, and one for naturists. A well-designed segregation that seemed to
suit everyone. As a blushing ingenue stationed in the children area, then how
comes my eyes witnessed what they did? Well, because some people do have their
favourite spots, and you won't deter a pensioner (yes, again!) to bath where he
wants and how he wants, even if that means that he will be the only naked
person swimming amongst a plethora of toddlers.
All in all, that
was an expected – though unwanted – experience, so the second blow hit even
harder as it came out of the blue. Here I was, an enthusiastic swimmer, ready
to enjoy a dip in some nice thermal bath, with a stunning view on the German
capital. On my way to the pool, I felt quite unsettled by a number of elderly
people (a redundant theme here) eyeing me in the changing room. I found them
quite rude and not very subtle, but here I was, in my swimming suit, eagerly
walking towards the water. By the pool though, the look of others became
heavier, and I had the awkward feeling that something was wrong. With me. Had I
forgotten to take off my socks? A quick look down reassured me on that point.
Only now another uncomfortable thought crossed my mind – had I forgotten to
take off something else, something that…other people…*eyes raised, widened in
shock*…are clearly not wearing? Yes, again, I had been tricked by my foolishness
not to double-check what was written on the therms' website. I quickly thought
that I would be more looked at with my swimsuit on than without, so I tried to
act like I was very used to what was happening and just stripped it all off
before quickly jumping into the water (no objections that it was too cold,
which it was, in fact). After all, those strong feelings of self-consciousness
and shame didn't kill me, I realised. I decided to not think further about it,
and began to swim, saying to myself that I had made a fuss over nothing, it
wasn't so bad after all. But what really made me leave the pool was when I instinctively
turned at some point to see a man my age swimming behind me under water. With
goggles. Now therms are usually quite expensive, so one better has to make the
most of one's time there. I swore I would never get caught again in that kind
of unwanted situation. It happened once again, I tried to fit in, opened that sauna
door, only to see three men old spread-out on the benches like octopusses,
closed the door, and walked away, thinking that it was the worst 17€ I had paid
in my entire life. Naturism wasn't for me.
All that
happened a long time ago – so when yesterday's outing at the gym happened, I
was quite unprepared. I thought that after all those years spent here, I was
getting quite used to the local way of life. Once again, here I was, in the
changing room of my women-only (see sauna traumatism above) fitness club. It isn't
unusual for me to open that door and have to face a pair of boobs, or any below-the-belt
item, heads or tails, that I don't feel particularly keen on seeing in that
context. Yes, it is all very pretty (most of the time), but frankly, after
breakfast, or after work, in fact after anything else I have been doing, I'm
just not keen. Anyway, I made my way to the locker, not paying much attention
to that naked woman over there. Deep in my thoughts, I was getting ready, when
she came towards me, as I was only wearing my skirt. She smiled and seemed to
be particularly interested in my last item of clothes: "heyyy, I love your
skirt, it's really nice! where did you buy it?". So, while my hands didn't
quite know where to go – they had started covering my breast but then I realised
the other one was naked anyway – and my eyes didn't quite know where to look, I
mumbled some kind of answer, and I thought to myself that, after all, it must
all be part of the exception culturelle.